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TEAM SKELTON OF THE SKELETON WAR

nintenerd64:

god im going to be fucking hallucinating this video for months ok there’s just so much to this to break down

  • the initial fact they’re talking through a hand puppet with the oobi eyes 
  • the horrible, horrible desynch between their words and the movements of the hand 
  • lack of any clear place the hand is looking 
  • “dwells in the depths”. just the whole sentence itself and the weird inflection on it.
  • the fact that the dude clearly already discovered this thing and was so moved by it they went to record it 
  • wuoah”, and the split second of open-palmed hand that no longer resembles a puppet 
  • the weird fade in on the music and the fact it sounds a little distorted at first 
  • the very specific but undefinable emotion conveyed by the music 
  • the inconsistent zoom 

grimeclown:

grimeclown:

grimeclown:

grimeclown:

Oh I see so it’s not that the person who made it was cultivating the strangest vibe possible for the grimace birthday playlist it’s that they put every song ever on it

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The word “faggot” appears in the lyrics on this playlist multiple times. Dead Kennedy’s are on here.

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I cannot. Stress. Enough. It is on the grimace birthday playlist.

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IT IS ON. THE GRIMACE. BIRTHDAY PLAYLIST.

mitzumiremade:

the-moonlight-witch:

This is still one of the greatest things ever made.

happy pride month

fortidogi:

c-53:

c-53:

I think my favorite bit i do with customers is when white women are like ‘i dont know what to getttttt’ and i hit them with the ‘you should be bad~ 😈’

Saying ‘you should be bad!!’ In like Gay Voice to a white woman at starbucks has like the same psychological impact as going like ‘who’s a good boy?’ To a dog. It makes them so excited in a really endearing way.

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whetstonefires:

blueteamproblem-deactivated2020:

blueteamproblem-deactivated2020:

Bruce Wayne doesn’t swear. The man raises so many kids and is trying to set some sort of example, and still lives with his very polite butler guardian who would most certainly scold him every time he swore in front of the children. He also doesn’t use substitutes cause that’s too goofy, every time Bruce wants to swear he instead just stares intensely into the middle distance

The kids on the other hand make up for this and then some.

#i adore the implication the reason bruce is so silent and brooding and intimidating partly is because he’s holding back swears #it really shaped his batman persona becuase surely he has a lot to say about what hes seeing but hes in fact too civil to do so #it ends up as silent but effective intimidation 

(via tajmahthemoose)

mother-fluffing-queen:

Little Robin came in once and ordered the smile pancake off the kids menu. The kitchen added a whipped cream and chocolate syrup mask over the banana eyes. They had no idea the notorious Red Hood could laugh that loud. But no one complained.

frownyalfred:

There’s a specific Denny’s that the batkids go to after patrol, usually at 5:30 am when the city’s just starting to wake up. Off the beaten path, tucked in between a liquor store and a strip club. It’s open 24 hours, seven days a week, and never closes.

They show up in masks, sometimes with blood splatters. Nobody blinks an eye when Red Hood asks for extra bacon, or when Nightwing knocks over the syrup container and apologizes profusely, cleaning it up even when the syrup gets in between his black and blue gauntlets.

One eventful night, just shy of three am, Batman himself joins them. He likes his eggs over easy, it turns out, and tips well. Red Robin teases him over a triple stack of blueberry and chocolate chip pancakes. They go through six pots of coffee in a forty minute stay. Nobody complains.

arguablysomaya:

my favorite thing about batman is that he’s this respected figure in basically everything, literally the whole dimension knows about/fears him, basically every justice leaguer that’s not an old-timer is all “oh my god i can’t mess up in front of batman” 

then he walks into his Own Goddamn House and gets flamed from all directions

pinkys-plan:

I love the idea of the Batfam acting like actual siblings,,

Like, Duke walking into Tim’s room, forgetting why he was there, T-posing, then walking out, only to return 2 minutes later to ask Tim if he can borrow a phone charger.

Jason offering Dick the slightly bigger piece of cake, knowing that Good Older Sibling™️ law dictates that Dick has to say ‘no, you can have it’, lest he become a Bad Older Sibling™️

Damian looking Jason in the eye as he licks the last brownie, followed by Jason eating it anyway.

Cass and Tim accidentally buying the same t-shirts and eventually just sharing both of them because they lost track of which one belonged to who

‘Can I borrow this jacket?’ really meaning ‘You never wear this, it’s mine now,’ and now Dick doesn’t know where any of his old hoodies went.

The most heated fights at the dinner table are either ‘this is the worst family and I hate all of you’ or ‘are the stripes on my shirt red or pink?’ and there is no in-between.

Someone leaving a mug out on a counter and someone else putting it somewhere stupid. This eventually leads to an unspoken competition to see who can put the mug in the most ridiculous place. No one ever mentions the mug until Bruce asks why there’s a mug hanging off the chandelier and everyone gets annoyed at him for talking about it.

sunflowers-and-vangogh:

bone-collector-cryptid:

twofingerswhiskey:

m4r5h:

gall-oglaigh:

natache:

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Anyway here’s some additions from the Maasai and Kikuyu, two grassy plain-dwelling groups from Eastern Africa that I think count as unfuckwithable

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Feel like Poland should be included since we’re literally called “people of the fields” according to the etymology of Poland.

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Also look at her GO

I’m MĂ©tis, here’s some of ours! You’ll notice it looks remarkably similar to the above.

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We also have some less intricate clothing (if it looks a bit Victorian to you - that’s pretty much the right era for most of this!)

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Can’t believe no one’s done it yet I will be the person to add the cowboys: Latin American focus.

Here is the Chilean huaso:

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Gauchos, from primarily Argentina where they’re a large national symbol close to the level of cowboys in the US. Also gauchos are in Uruguay.  Their pants are called bombachas and the other garment wrapped around them are called chiripas.  They work in grasslands called pampas, known for being really fertile:

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While they’re not as dressed up as the others or have as prominent of a culture, for a broader Latin American cowboy context, I feel like also adding llaneros, who are from Colombia and Venezuela, in the llanos region, a type of tropical grassland similar to the pampas, hence the name llanero. Pampas get annual flooding and these guys would go barefoot a lot, and you can see that the stirrup on the horse’s saddle is really different than what you’re probably used to seeing, to accommodate for that, which is what I want to point out as an aspect of plains cultures developing clothing/accessories/tools to suit the environment. 

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Cowboy culture happened wherever Spanish colonial influence and grassland biomes came together.  They differ based on the grasslands having different climates (ex tropical in South America), and the local indigenous influence (ex, backtracking to gauchos, they would use this tool called bolas to catch animals, which were basically two balls tied to a string that you threw and it spun around an animals legs, and were an indigenous invention):

I would love to keep posting cowboy dress lol but will stick to the post’s theme of grassland of course.  

Adding to the post, I, hereby, present people of Kalash and Chitral:

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Chitral means ‘field’ in the native language Khowar. Both Chitralis and people of Kalash are known to be indigenous people of Asia.

bellatrixobsessed1:

mistr3ssquickly:

2urban2fantasy:

iosonomer-blog:

You cannot possibly guess where this is going

I ain’t even ashamed how many times I watched this.

Lmao this is the content I am here for.

pasteboard:

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hey netizens! i’m not sure how many people are aware, but youtube’s been slowly rolling out a new anti-adblock policy that can’t be bypassed with the usual software like uBlock Origin and Pi-Hole out of the gate

BUT, if you’re a uBlock Origin user (or use an adblocker with a similar cosmetics modifier), you can add these commands in the uBlock dashboard (under My Filters) to get rid of it!

youtube.com##+js(set, yt.config_.openPopupConfig.supportedPopups.adBlockMessageViewModel, false)

youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.adBlocksFound, 0)

youtube.com##+js(set, ytplayer.config.args.raw_player_response.adPlacements, [])

youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.hasAllowedInstreamAd, true)

reblog to help keep the internet less annoying and to tell corporations that try shit like this to go fuck themselves <3

VIT